Unexpected Find Enthusiast Pillows

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

"Woah - random!"

Surprise Party

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Directions.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...