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Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Woof"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woah - random!"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Directions.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Shoppers of Mystery.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...