Unexpected Gift Enthusiast Pillows

'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gift"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

CEO.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

The Re-Giving Tree

"Woah - random!"

I love you Geyser...

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Giant sandwich bags.

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'