Unexpected Gift Enthusiast Pillows

'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

CEO.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

I love you Geyser...

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Woah - random!"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."