Unexpected Gift Lover Pillows

'Congratulations It's a spork'

Oh my gosh, what is it?

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

King Kongs first christmas

Diner

"Gift"

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

High speed cinder block

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

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