Unexpected Gift Lover Pillows

'Congratulations It's a spork'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

King Kongs first christmas

'We have three minutes left.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Diner

"Gift"

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

King and Jester

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'