Unconventional Gift Lover Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

King Kongs first christmas

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Ball Pool Peril

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2