Unconventional Gift Lover Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

King Kongs first christmas

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

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