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"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Cheeze Wiz.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Emergency Phone.

How Amazon was invented

'We have three minutes left.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Balloon dog poos.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Kissing the Fish

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

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