Unusual Present Enthusiast Pillows

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"Pencil eraser."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

I love you Geyser...

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

Christmas Dwarves

Giant sandwich bags.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it