Christmas Enthusiast With A Twist Pillows

'I want to report a gruesome scene on Main Street... There's socks nailed to a fireplace and stuffed with eyeballs, lips and buttons!!!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Filming Christmas