Gift Surprise Lover Pillows

"Oh no! It's an ear! Didn't Vincent get the list?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Gift"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Say it with Pierogies"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Egg Surprise

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Surprised?"