Gift Surprise Lover Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

King Kongs first christmas

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Gift"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Say it with Pierogies"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Egg Surprise

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'