Birthday Surprise Lover Pillows

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Doctor in a cake

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'