Birthday Surprise Pillows

Surprise.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Big Bang Theory.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Bee costume

Children playing games

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Dog Birthdays

Cinéma Vérité

"Don't go in there!!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

I love bathtime.