Birthday Surprise Creator Pillows

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'They were all out of roses.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Knights

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

The first birthday gift.

Life begins at 60

Happy Birthday!

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

A drum covered in candles

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"