Birthday Prankster Pillows

'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'

Dragon Trick Candles.

Fear of Ageing

'...so, do you think your Robert will have something special surprise for your 40th Amanda?'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

"Hello birthday boy - I'm your strippergran!"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Knights

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

Happy Birthday!

He really regretted wishing for super-powers.

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'I made the cnadles from my own ear wax. So when you make a wish, you'll have to blow in my ear.'

Zombie Birthdays.

'I'll get you down if you look in teh camera and say 'I'm not as smart as a fifth grader.''

'Come on, be a sport, you can't hunt me today: It's my birthday!'

'No, no...I meant, cut the CAKE!'

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"

'...I told you we shouldn't have used fly tape to wrap these!'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

That one has all the batteries!

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.