Birthday Prankster Pillows

'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'

Fear of Ageing

'...so, do you think your Robert will have something special surprise for your 40th Amanda?'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

"Hello birthday boy - I'm your strippergran!"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Knights

Happy Birthday!

He really regretted wishing for super-powers.

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Come on, be a sport, you can't hunt me today: It's my birthday!'

"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"

'...I told you we shouldn't have used fly tape to wrap these!'

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"They look like pickles."

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Scary stuff

Christmas Presents.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Stupid Cupid.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!