Birthday Party Pranksters Pillows

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Knights

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Stag night high jinks.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Back to the Holidays

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'