Baby Shower Prankster Pillows

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Beach con-man.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Scotsman in the bath...

Clown Wedding with Rake

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Knights

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'