Baby Shower Prankster Mugs

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Beach con-man.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Scotsman in the bath...

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Knights

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'