Birthday Surprise Mugs

How to avoid a heart attack.

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Children playing games

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

I love bathtime.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.