Birthday Surprises Mugs

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Happy Birthday Boss!!'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Children playing games

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bee costume

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

I love bathtime.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'