Birthday Surprises T-Shirts

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Happy Birthday Boss!!'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Big Bang Theory.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Children playing games

Bee costume

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Cinéma Vérité

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Dog Birthdays

"Don't go in there!!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

I love bathtime.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'