Fun Birthday T-Shirts

'Stop it Irene...you are not a spring chicken.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I'm here for the hair."

Children playing games

Bee costume

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

I love bathtime.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"