Birthday Party T-Shirts

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'Darling, you were supposed to 'blow-out' the candles...'

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'The party broke up early...Brenda's mother flipped out and started screaming.'

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"I got to keep my gift... Tommy's mom won't let him have a frog!"

I love bathtime.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Pinata hit in back coughs up candy.

'This party had better be good. I even had to wash my face.'

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"Just yesterday, I gave him the 'Violence is not the Answer' speech."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Garden Party

A Woman Holding Canapes

Kids with Fish Balloons

Two big bunches of balloons

Party selfie

Space Hopper

Blue Balloon

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Has anyone seen dad?"

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

Bee costume

"You're not too big for me to use this!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"Oh! Homework."

"Made me shit my pants you have."