Fun Birthday Gifts

'Stop it Irene...you are not a spring chicken.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Woman Holding Canapes

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Big Bang Theory.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Children playing games

Bee costume

'Guess how many I ATE.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Cinéma Vérité

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog Birthdays

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Don't go in there!!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

I love bathtime.