Funny Birthday Gifts

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Knights

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Happy Birthday!

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

Happy birthday to you!

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

Sixty

Zombie Birthdays.

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'