Funny Birthday Mugs

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Knights

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Happy Birthday!

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Happy birthday to you!

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

Sixty

"I hope that isn't crab cake."