Funny Anniversaries Mugs

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I'm here for the hair."

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Happy Birthday!

Happy Anniversary!

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"I'd like to say something to you, Miriam - strictly off the record, of course."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Happy birthday to you!

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'I guess a facial hair removal kit isn't a good anniversary present.'