Funny Anniversaries Gifts

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A Real Pinata Surprise

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Anniversary!

For our 25th anniversary, I think we should renew our vow not to kill each other.

"I'd like to say something to you, Miriam - strictly off the record, of course."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Happy birthday to you!

In his inimitable way, Carl quickly sucks the romance out of his and Diane's 15th anniversary dinner.