Birthday Fun-seeker Gifts

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Celebration in operating theatre.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Birth Cake

Football party

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'