Birthday Fun-seeker Pillows

Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Even More Disciples'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Jesus breaks the bread.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Football party

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti