"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."
Birthday Celebrant With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
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Bubbly
"I'm here for the hair."
"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"
'I couldn't remember your exact age.'
"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"
"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."
"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"
Happy Bifurcation Day,
"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."
Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"
"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."
'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'
Psychologist Birthdays
'They say ninety is the new eighty.'
'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.
Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.
"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."
"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."
'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'
The first birthday gift.
I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to
'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'
Life begins at 60
Happy Birthday!
Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.
Happy Eightieth Birthday
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'
'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'
"'APP'y Birthday!"
The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.
Alien Birthdays...
Man holding a birthday cake.
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