Birthday Celebrant With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"Time to blow out the candles. Take a deep breath....Ok. Let's try something easier. Take a shallow, raspy breath."

Bubbly

"I'm here for the hair."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

Happy Birthday!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Man holding a birthday cake.