Quirky Birthday Celebrant Prints

Happy Birthday

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

The first birthday gift.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

Sal's Birthday Cart

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

A drum covered in candles

Alien Birthdays...

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Handel sitting on a piano

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

Man holding a birthday cake.

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."