Quirky Birthday Celebrant Mugs

Happy Birthday

The devil you know and his plus one

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Happy new year!"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

Sal's Birthday Cart

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Handel sitting on a piano

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

Man holding a birthday cake.

A drum covered in candles

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

Ballet Birthday