Humorous Birthday Celebrator Pillows

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

Happy Birthday!

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

A drum covered in candles

Handel sitting on a piano

Man holding a birthday cake.