Birthday Celebrator Pillows

Life begins at 60

Oh, to be 70 again.

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Watch her freak out when I set the cake in front of her. I put four extra candles on it.'

"60's not old, it's experienced."

Rugby Birthday

At the "Eat Cake and Weigh Less Birthday Support Group"

"It's your birthday, dear. Pick out a big one."

Giuseppe Tartini 8th April 1692

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

How aging affects weight loss in snowmen...

Alien Birthdays...

"You CAN have your keto cake and eat it too!"

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

Playing happy birthday on the piano

Handel sitting on a piano

A drum covered in candles

"If there are seven dog years to every year - why don't I get seven birthday cakes every year?"

Barry realized this birthday was going to be spent all along. His friends had forgotten him.

'When I was young, I was brilliant and hot...a real fireball, but now I'm just a short, burned-out, wrinkle-skinned, old dip.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'You're not washing those dishes...today is your birthday...you can wash them tomorrow.'

'Your car won't be ready for awhile -- we had a couple of unexpected birthdays come up.'

"Exactly. It's time you changed the batteries in the smoke alarm."

"Why shouldn't I cry? Even the cake is in tiers."

"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"

The first birthday gift.

'I'd like to be gorgeous.'

"Mom should like it. I redacted her age."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to