Birthday Belated Celebrator Pillows

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Bubbly

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Happy new year!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Handel sitting on a piano

"This is where the party budget ran out."

A drum covered in candles

"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."