Birthday Humorist Pillows

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

It was an amazing gesture...almost.

Happy Birthday!

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...

Upside-Down Birthday 81-18.

Life begins at 400...

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'It's the same birthday card as last year!' 'You're the same age, aren't you?'

'Their average age is younger than you. Happy Birthday.'

'Last year we celebrated my uncle's 130th birthday. He couldn't be there. He died when he was 30.'

'Ooops!' Happy Birthday.

"If my dad wasn't so shy, I would be 10 years older!"

"The older I get, the older 'Old' gets."

"She admits to being 40, but not when."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

Sixty

Couldn't Care Less About Your Birthday Cards

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

'Something for a woman touching 40... actually she's beating the heck out of it.'

'I've decided middle age is hard to determine - it depends on how long you live.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"Relax, Honey. People are always mistaking me for Death!...I'm his sister, Middle-Age."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

'Listen, it's my birthday today: What about letting me have a pick at a good bit?'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"We'd love to help you blow out your candles, but..."

"Let's face it...we're not getting any younger."