Birthday Humor Fan Pillows

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

"I wish I had a heavenly body."

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Birth Cake

A Real Pinata Surprise

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"