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'I wish I looked more attractive.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Birth Cake

Football party

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.