Birth Day Humorist Pillows

'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Happy Birthday!

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Great coaching is about knowing how to give and when to play feedback...

Happy birthday to you!

Sixty

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'