Birthday Humorist T-Shirts

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

It was an amazing gesture...almost.

Rearview mirror of life

Happy Birthday!

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...

Upside-Down Birthday 81-18.

Life begins at 400...

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"I wish my hemorrhoid would shrink."

'It's the same birthday card as last year!' 'You're the same age, aren't you?'

"You're still here. So much for wishes."

'Their average age is younger than you. Happy Birthday.'

'Last year we celebrated my uncle's 130th birthday. He couldn't be there. He died when he was 30.'

'Ooops!' Happy Birthday.

"If my dad wasn't so shy, I would be 10 years older!"

"The older I get, the older 'Old' gets."

"She admits to being 40, but not when."

"I hope you came with a receipt."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

Sixty

Couldn't Care Less About Your Birthday Cards

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

How Self-Igniting Candles Work..

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

History Museum. First President. George Washington . George Washington never got what he wanted most for his birthday. What's that? A previous administration to blame things on.

This is why I said you couldn't have a pony for your birthday.

'Something for a woman touching 40... actually she's beating the heck out of it.'

'I've decided middle age is hard to determine - it depends on how long you live.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."