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'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Big Bang Theory.

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Doctor in a cake

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Surprised?"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!