Birthday Treat Lover T-Shirts

birthday meets reality

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Big Bang Theory.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Doctor in a cake

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A day in the life of a dog.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"It's a dessert island...!"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."

Shakespearean birthday

Football club

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

What do you wish for next year?