Birthday Treat Lover Pillows

birthday meets reality

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Happy Birthday to you.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Doctor in a cake

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Two boys eating ice cream

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

Ice cream van - Large cone.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

What do you wish for next year?

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

Shakespearean birthday

Football club

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."