Birthday Blunder Lover T-Shirts

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Knights

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Football club

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Insurance claim on Grandma

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"