Birthday Blunder Lover Pillows

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Happy Birthday to you.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Big Bang Theory.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"I'm here for the hair."

Doctor in a cake

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Knights

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

Football club

"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."

Zombie Birthdays.

'Great! That means I must've created birthdays.'

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

'No, no...I meant, cut the CAKE!'

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Insurance claim on Grandma