Phone Call Blunder Lover Pillows

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Collar I.D.

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

Dog Chatlines...

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

"How do we improve our image with customers?"

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

Hi, just thought I'd touch base...

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

I told you before, never call me on this number!

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

'I'm on the throne!'

'No, I can talk.'

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

"Just curious, Edward. Have you ever butt dialed another woman?"

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

STRIP Hambone: Cleaner answering the phone in office

"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."

"Murray, I'm going to have to put you on hold."