Quirky Birthday Lover Pillows

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"I love you, you big fool."

Happy Birthday to you.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Doctor in a cake

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Steampunk Santa

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Cats celebrating birthday, cake is shaped like mouse

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."