Quirky Birthday Lover Pillows

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Doctor in a cake

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Happy new year!"

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Steampunk Santa

"Since you insist on imagining yourself as always 39 years old, I thought it only appropriate to invite all your imaginary friends."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

'Great! That means I must've created birthdays.'

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

"We brought Charlotte one of those special video messages from Nigel Farage."

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Cats celebrating birthday, cake is shaped like mouse

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).