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'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Happy Birthday to you.

"I'm here for the hair."

Doctor in a cake

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

An Archeologic Dig

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Here comes Ted.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."