Anniversary Surprise Lover Pillows

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Doctor in a cake

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Surprised?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.