Anniversary Surprise Lover Pillows

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'I love doing surprise inspections.'