Family Surprise Lover Pillows

"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

King and Jester

Yes, they are all dependants."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Egg Surprise

Clock Face Golf Set

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."