Family Surprise Lover Pillows

"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Yes, they are all dependants."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Clock Face Golf Set

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"