Showtime Surprise Lover Pillows

"Judy's off today children, but once again we've got the lovely Caron Keating to stand in for her"

Trial by Media

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Spoiler alert."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

King and Jester

'I'm a star!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Situation Tragedy.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Larry David

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'